Mr. Friedman, I’m about to marry my childhood sweetheart and couldn’t be happier. Any idea what color wedding dress will attract the fewest Predator drones?
- Amina, Wadpagga
Mr. Friedman, am I complete? I’ve had a breast reconstruction (or rather, creation since there was nothing to “build” from) and I haven’t gotten around to having the “nipple” put on it. But I sorta like it this way. Should I get it “finished?”
- Mary, U.S.
Mr. Friedman, I have a date tonight in East Jerusalem. Would you find it advisable to use Petrodollars? I have so many they are falling out of my pants.
- Nadia, Beit Hanina
Mr. Friedman, is my chinchilla depressed?
- Pilar, Cochabamba
Mr. Friedman, please be honest. Were we South Sudanese really ready for independence? And do you think we actually deserve it?
- Esther, Ramciel
Mr. Friedman, how much saffron should I use in my zereshk polow?
Mr Friedman, what’s the fastest way to get from Tajrish to Narmak if the Resalat Expressway is backed up?
Mr. Friedman, could I serve as your next rhetorical device?
Mr. Friedman, is it worth it?
-Anne, Santa Monica
Mr. Friedman, will we ever get our Palestinian Gandhi?
-Reem, Nabi Saleh
Mr. Friedman, can I really have the Lexus and the Olive tree?
Are you there, Friedman? It’s me, Margaret.
-Margaret, New Jersey
Mr. Friedman, are all Muslims extremists, or are all extremists Muslims?